Pie Club orders closed
Shop last day 19th Dec 2025
Open back 14th Jan 2026
Classic NZ Pies made honest. Butchery, pastry and fillings done in-house like 1987 on steroids. We aim to under charge and over deliver. Life’s too short for soggy bottoms and stodgy fillings. Its time to make every pie count. Back to basics. We’re on a mission to uphold the dignity of our national dish.
Buy our pies on the internet or visit the home of Fat Bastards in bloody Invercargill.
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![Lucifer’s Pepper Steak Pie]()
Lucifer’s Pepper Steak Pie
Fiery pepper steak from the gates of hell. Best to have a glass of milk handy, this pie has attitude.
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![Cranberry Chicken & Brie Pie]()
Cranberry Chicken & Brie Pie
Sweet cranberry paired with creamy brie on roasted chicken & bacon that will leave you pecking for more.
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![Big Nude Seafood A homemade chowder mix from the depths of the deep south]()
The Big Nude Seafood Pie
A homemade chowder mix from the depths of the deep south NZ, sure to leave you hooked!
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![Mr Mince & Big Cheese Pie | Mince and Cheese Pie]()
The Mr Mince & Big Cheese
Classic mince combined with creamy hot cheese. Handcrafted to remind you not to underestimate the classics.
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![Creamy Farmhouse Chicken Pie]()
Creamy Farmhouse Chicken Pie
Roasted chicken & bacon smothered in a thick flavoursome sauce that’s sure to ruffle your feathers.
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![Little Fat Lamb Pie]()
Little Fat Lamb & Kumara Pie
Roasted kumara and tender lamb smothered in a homemade gravy. Yes, you have entered pie heaven.
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![Classic Fat Bastard Mince Pie]()
Classic Fat Bastard Mince Pie
A Classic Mince Pie made the way it should be. No shortcuts. No bullshit. Done properly to put others to shame.
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![Veggie Thai Curry Vegetarian Pie]()
Veggie Thai Curry Vegetarian Pie
Spicy red Thai curry veggies soothed with a hint of coconut cream (Not vegan as we’ve stopped making separate dairy-free pastry).
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![Magic Steak & Mushroom Pie]()
Magic Steak & Mushroom Pie
The steaks have never been higher especially when put with mushrooms and enclosed in a golden pastry shell.
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![Miss Steak & Cheese Pie]()
Miss Steak & Cheese Pie
A big ‘Miss Steak’. Once you’ve tasted a Steak & Cheese Pie done properly there’s no going back to mediocrity.
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![Southland Mutton Pie]()
Southland Mutton Pie
Mutton dressed as mutton. A solid core dripping in fat covered by pastry goodness. (Traditional mutton, no gravy)
